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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CYBER ON HILLY'S HOOKERS OR ANY WIKI ASSOCIATED WITH HILLY'S HOOKERS. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.



NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

The World If I Ran It

Operation: Brad Pitt



Hilly's Hookers administaration and employees



she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2004-09-24 [tomfucker]: *walks in* hello ladies

2004-09-24 [Scarlet Lioness]: hello Devil...**smiles enticingly**

2004-09-24 [tomfucker]: how are you doing

2004-09-24 [Yanaba]: we seem to be doing fine...well, me at least....well sorta.....I HATE VAN ORT!!!!

2004-09-24 [Yanaba]: ....but anyway...how are you??

2004-09-24 [tomfucker]: I am doing good just checking the place out and seeing how things are going

2004-09-24 [Hermes322]: Well things are hot here...very hot. *gonks the air condicioner* We gotta get this fixed....lol

2004-09-24 [Aleka]: ....i'm not high...*sifty eyes* i don't think i am....but who knows what the wind might bring in.... hello devil dog things are good and well here how things going where u are?

2004-09-24 [Hermes322]: ATTENTION!!! I AM MAKING A WIKI!!! A WIKI DINNER AND I NEED A STAFF!!!!! GO TO MY PAGE, MSG ME FOR AN APPLICATION.

2004-09-25 [Aleka]: ...dinner??....i don't understand.....

2004-09-25 [Yanaba]: huh??

2004-09-25 [Scarlet Lioness]: I think she means DINER...

2004-09-25 [Yanaba]: OH.......ok......i still don't get how it's gonna work....

2004-09-25 [Scarlet Lioness]: it's probably a role playing type thing and she needs a "staff" I don't think she wants us to be her waitresses...unless her diner is really a brothel...

2004-09-25 [Hermes322]: LOL. I changed it into a club. I'm thinking of putting a seperate section for the men or lesbians who want a strip show.

2004-09-25 [Hermes322]: OKAY! ALL GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE STRIPPERS APPLY WITH ME NOW! That didn't sound right...let me rephrase...ALL HOOKERS!!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A STRIPPER AT MY CLUB THEN SEND ME A MSG AND I'LL SEND YOU AN APPLICATION...I hope Mchorny doesn't mind. They'll still be here, along with the man whores...I just really need dancers.

2004-09-26 [Aleka]: LOL....i don't strip on the internet....who knows qwhere that can go...but i do strip with words does that work? did that make sense.....god i'm tired

2004-09-26 [Scarlet Lioness]: Wow...how would one strip with words? thank god I'm a writer!

2004-09-26 [Aleka]: ....well....nm i can't remember where i was going with that it was to late

2004-09-26 [tomfucker]: * walks in* hello Ladies

2004-09-26 [Hermes322]: Devil Dog please be a security

2004-09-27 [tomfucker]: *walks in and sits down*

2004-09-27 [Scarlet Lioness]: Hey Devil **stares at you seductively**

2004-09-27 [tomfucker]: Hi Scarelt * looks back at her*

2004-09-27 [Scarlet Lioness]: **stalks over** are you going to be our protection from the big mean men that (heaven forbid) don't like our work?

2004-09-27 [tomfucker]: Yes I am. I am A Marine so I have alot of tranning if anyone trys to mess with you or me

2004-09-27 [Scarlet Lioness]: oh well that's a comforting thought!

2004-09-28 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: hmmmm a Marine?

2004-09-28 [Aleka]: i feel so protected

2004-09-28 [Scarlet Lioness]: so do you have any fancy weapons or moves that you can use to protect us, and those that are just nice to watch?

2004-09-28 [Yanaba]: did anyone else notice that hilly left??

2004-09-28 [Pedito]: your a marine? what platoon?

2004-09-28 [Dtrain]: theres no pics of any hookers here....thats weak

2004-09-28 [Hermes322]: so is your thrust. What's your point?

2004-09-28 [Pedito]: why do you need pics of hookers?

2004-09-28 [Yanaba]: David, WE are the hookers!! Just go to our pages and you'll see hookers! Except for mine, cuz my scanner isn't working and mary's has her hedgehog on it....oh and hilly's not on here anymore

2004-09-28 [Hermes322]: MY PIC SUCKS!

2004-09-28 [Yanaba]: at least you have a picture! and no it does not suck.

2004-09-28 [Hermes322]: Yes it does!!!

2004-09-28 [tomfucker]: Hello ladies how is every one today

2004-09-28 [Hermes322]: HOWDY!!! *hugs*

2004-09-28 [tomfucker]: * goes and sits down*

2004-09-28 [Hermes322]: HI!!!

2004-09-28 [tomfucker]: Hi

2004-09-29 [Hermes322]: *dances around*

2004-09-29 [Scarlet Lioness]: Hey, **walks over and gives a hug and a kiss**

2004-09-29 [Scarlet Lioness]: and where did hilly go? as in why did she leave?

2004-09-29 [Yanaba]: um....i don't know where....and she left for personal reasons, which she may not want me to give out, so, for now, it's just us. She's still hilly and we're her hookers, but she won't be on here for a while. *sobs uncontrollably*

2004-09-29 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: booo hoooo!!!

2004-09-29 [Hermes322]: HOWDY!!!!

2004-09-29 [Pedito]: hola, how do you add this to your personal page?

2004-09-29 [Aleka]: no worries hilly will return....she might have a new name....and it might take a few months....but she'll be back....and did anyone else notice that we now have two bouncers....when did that happen?

2004-09-29 [Pedito]: is that a bad thing?

2004-09-29 [Aleka]: oh no thats fine

2004-09-29 [Aleka]: i just noticed thats all

2004-09-29 [Pedito]: ok

2004-09-29 [Scarlet Lioness]: yeah, we definetly need more bouncers. Gorgeous girls like us and we have two protectors for about 11 women? hmmm...yeah that's like 5 girls to a guy and then one...we need more...we need our bodyguards...

2004-09-29 [Aleka]: i'll bring it up with my man whores....make it a big announcement on my other wiki's as well

2004-09-30 [Scarlet Lioness]: ok...maybe we could hold interviews if there is a big flood of guys...

2004-09-30 [tomfucker]: I do not mind that at all 5 women for one guy

2004-09-30 [Aleka]: ....no expects you to...but you might be busy with something then well....it just wouldn't work....i don't seem to be getting any messages yet, but i haven't placed them everywhere so who knows

2004-09-30 [Pedito]: ah come on, devil dog and I can handle all of you hookers here unless you girls really think that we can't.

2004-09-30 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: hmmm r u sure u can handle us?

2004-09-30 [Scarlet Lioness]: I don't think both of you could handle me alone...that's nothing against you, just boasting on mine, lol.

2004-10-01 [Yanaba]: in answer to [Pedito]'s question: to add wikis to your personal page you put the name of the wiki + @wiki in brakets in your description box.

2004-10-01 [Animal*Girl]: yah, i think we need more bouncers, cause i'll wear them out too quickly

2004-10-01 [Yanaba]: lol

2004-10-01 [Pedito]: yeah sure, you clearly don't know me what i've done and who I have been doing

2004-10-01 [Pedito]: wheres the list?

2004-10-01 [Scarlet Lioness]: yeah? unless you've got 5 dicks, I still don't think you can take your share of us...

2004-10-01 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: hmmm 5 that would be interesting

2004-10-01 [Aleka]: what list?? do you want to watch wiki pages?? then you hit the button at the bottom of the wiki titles "start watching this wiki" or you can put a direct link in your discription in your house....or you could do both.....does that answer ur ? ??....5??where would they all be?

2004-10-02 [Animal*Girl]: hmmm..... 5 does that mean one would be ready to go right after i'm done with the other? No waiting? This could be a very good thing;)

2004-10-02 [Scarlet Lioness]: yes, it would be very nice...but then...you know, I don't think he does...

2004-10-02 [Hermes322]: HOWDY ALL!!!!

2004-10-02 [Yanaba]: i think he already found it, but [Pedito] meant the pink flamingo list. 5!!! HOLY CRAP!!! That'd either be really good, or just insanely gross-looking

2004-10-02 [Hermes322]: I NEED TO FUCK!!!

2004-10-02 [Yanaba]: go to one of the various other wikis on the adults only wikis page....but if you wanna fuck for real, well, sorri. Can't help you there.

2004-10-02 [Hermes322]: I only have cyber shack and no one's there!

2004-10-02 [Yanaba]: um.....try another one! Someone's gotta be on, at least, one.

2004-10-02 [Hermes322]: I don't know any other ones!

2004-10-02 [Yanaba]: okay, up at the top of this page, right under the hilly's hookers banner there is the news place. One of the announcements has a link to the wikis wiki page. click on it and it'll give you a huge list of different wikis. Scroll all the way down untill you come to one that says adults only wikis. click on it and it gives you another list. Some of those have some stuff like that.

2004-10-02 [Yanaba]: or here, Adults Only Wiki

2004-10-03 [Animal*Girl]: real things better:)

2004-10-03 [Pedito]: alright i could keep 4 busy at least

2004-10-03 [Hermes322]: SQUEE! And I agree with mchorny

2004-10-03 [Aleka]: for how long could you keep 4 of us busy??? cause it might not be long enough...for me anyway

2004-10-03 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: i agree with [Aleka] how long?

2004-10-04 [Yanaba]: just as long as it's not seconds....don't say that word!

2004-10-04 [Scarlet Lioness]: yes, seconds is bad!

2004-10-04 [Hermes322]: So is minutes! Hours is more like it.

2004-10-04 [Pedito]: about an hour or else I target on how many orgasms that the girl wants to go through

2004-10-04 [Hermes322]: Hey girls, who wants to give a friend of mine a birthday present??

2004-10-04 [Pedito]: me

2004-10-04 [Hermes322]: You can't. He's straight

2004-10-04 [Hermes322]: I'm sure he'd be flattered though

2004-10-04 [Aleka]: ....what would this "present" entitle??

2004-10-04 [Hermes322]: cyber.

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: well, ask him to choose one of us and then ask if it's ok with us. Then we can go from there. Just don't tell my new boyfriend I'm still doing this.

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: he gets jealous easily but...he doesn't have to know...lol. I'm a bad girl.

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: * walks in* hello Ladies

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: hello devil,

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: hay you * winks*

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: Eeck... Sorry...I offered him a freebe to show him how good the Hiley's Hookers were and ummm..well I think I'm gonna keep him for myself...^.~

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: how you doin?

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: doing good.....just a little..........

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: just a little? what's wrong? **straddles your lap** you can tell me everything

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: *hopes no one heard and won't he angry..tip toes away, leaving them alone and no wanting to be tramatzed.*

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: *looks at her* horny

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: Who me? Or Scarlet?

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: I am*looks at scarlet*

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: okay, scarlet then...Do we have a bar??? *goes to find some soda*

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: well I guess she left. dang it

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: ROFLMAO!

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: * does not want to get up yet*

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: *tackles you and sits on your stomach* Sorry but I like to sit on guys. They make comfy chairs.

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: I dont mind as long as you straddle my stomach

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: alright...*straddles your stomch* So what's up????

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: not much and you. I am just a little*looks around* horny thats all

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: man she is gone now* gets up and walks around*

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: sorry Devil, have to get offline for now, but I promise, send me a message and I can make you feel all better...

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: ok will do

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: ROFLMAO! Sorry but my dad came home and I had to um...get dressed......

2004-10-05 [Pedito]: get dressed? what were you doing?

2004-10-05 [Scarlet Lioness]: what do you think she was doing? we're on a site for hookers...use the brain God gave you.

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: ROFLMAO! Well I was giving someone a birthday present. ROFLMAO!!! on the net...

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: hello ladies I am back

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: Hey

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: how are you * wikis at samee*

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: *grins* horny. Why? Might be on and off cause I'm doing homework too...

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: yes I am and ok I dont mind

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: Okay

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: * sits down* so whats new

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: *sits on his lap* Nm. Just doing spanish homework

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: really? so it that going for you

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: really? so how is it that going for you

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: Lol. Almost done. I had to do five pages! The evil bitch...but most of it was make up stuff.

2004-10-05 [tomfucker]: well thats good to hear. I know about the whole homework thing* starts to get hard*

2004-10-05 [Hermes322]: *feels it againt my thigh and smirks* Well it's easy. I use a special tranzlation website

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: well thats cool

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: Yeah...now I'm doing size homework. Matter. The, texture and hardness of an object makes up it's matter.

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: really? well study away

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *raises an eyebrow* Well i need an object to study with. I have to feel the object...]

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *raises an eyebrow* Well i need an object to study with. I have to feel the object...

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: *unzipps his pants* is this object good

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *smiles* definatly *grasps your cock*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * is rock hard* easy now you dont want to hurt it

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *whimpers*Aw...but I lke it rough.....*moves my hips against yours*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: I dont mind it hard but be easy with the hands

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: What about something else?

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: well it all depends on what it is

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *points between my legs*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: I dont mind you using that rough

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *undoes my pants*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: ohh baby*takes off his boxers*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *gets undreesed*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * gets really hard* daddy like

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *lays down* well then daddy come and get me

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * takes off his shirt*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *waits for you*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: I am ready for you *tkes samee in to his arms*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *leans against him and smiles*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * reaches between samees legs and starts to finger her*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *gasps and moans loudly*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * plays with her chest with my hand*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: Ohhhhhhh...yessss.....

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * moves his finerges faster* let me know if you want my cock

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: Please....ahhhh..*gets really wet*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * gets over samee and slow inserts his rock hard cock into her tight, wet pussy*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *moans loudly in pleasure*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * takes it out some slowley and moves it in and out alittle faster*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: Ahhhhhhh...yes.....

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * rolls over and puts samee on top*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *moves up and down on your cock*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: *moans with pleasure and puts his hands on her waist*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *moves faster*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: mmmmmmmmmya* calls out her name and plays with her tits some*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: Ohhhhh..*ts my hands on his chest for support* yes...ohh....

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: *mones some more*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *smiles and goes faster*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: ohh ya I am almost there are you

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *touches my clit*

2004-10-06 [tomfucker]: * puts a finger in her ass*

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: *gasps and moans in pleasure*

2004-10-06 [Aleka]: ....interesting.....ummm....err....maybe we should make a page for this.....cause i didn't expect this today.. yes i will make the fuck page

2004-10-06 [Hermes322]: Ummmm.....Question. Do we charge the bouncers

2004-10-07 [Pedito]: just make sex as payment towards the bouncers. 

2004-10-07 [Hermes322]: Alright. Lol

2004-10-07 [Animal*Girl]: sounds good to me

2004-10-08 [tomfucker]: Hello ladies and how are we today

2004-10-08 [Hermes322]: horny

2004-10-08 [tomfucker]: why yes I am

2004-10-08 [Hermes322]: LOL.

2004-10-08 [Hermes322]: Smartass

2004-10-08 [tomfucker]: well thats all thats smart

2004-10-08 [Hermes322]: *sits on you*I don't get it...

2004-10-08 [tomfucker]: dont worrie about it.* gets a hard on* so how are you today

2004-10-08 [tomfucker]: *wakes up and sees it was only a dream and then walks out*

2004-10-08 [Scarlet Lioness]: hey everyone. **looks around** bye everyone. **walks back out**

2004-10-08 [Hermes322]: DAMN!! Sorry I was sneeking on and my parents came in so I had to close the fucking window really quick

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